Teddy opened the door, went into the bathroom, and stuck his head back out. "But Daddy! Success means making a lot of money!"
Christian's jaw dropped and my head spun around so fast, I nearly pulled a muscle. I recovered quickly enough to try to explain that for some people, success means being happy, or doing something to help others. But Teddy insisted that "the man on 'Martha Speaks' said that success means making money!"
That's it! No more PBS for you, young man. From now it's Nickelodeon or the Disney Channel, 24/7!